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Zen and the Art of Mortgage Haiku - The Collection

Now that I've set out all 17 entries individually,
I'd thought I'd put them all in one easy to access place.

What is a Haiku you ask?

The traditional Japanese Haiku format follows the syllable pattern of 5 - 7 - 5. The writer might bring in a word or concept (kiga) that evokes memories of a particular season.
The last line is usually in sharp contrast (caesura) to the body of the poem.

I chose to backdrop each poem with a traditional Japanese watercolor or photograph. Some in contrast, others not.

To the Haiku purist the following might not be proper in the strict sense. Your latitude is appreciated.

 

 

 

Why 17? It is the total number of syllables in a Haiku, no other reason.
Why separate them? Each one should be read and engaged individually.

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15 commentsMike Mueller • March 28 2008 08:02AM

Zen and the Art of Mortgage Haiku (17 of 17) Whew!

This is the last of 17 entries I've written for the "Mortgage Creative Writing Challenge".    Whew!

The traditional Japanese Haiku format follows the syllable pattern of 5 - 7 - 5. 
The writer might bring in a word or concept (kiga) that evokes memories of a particular season. 
The last line is usually in sharp contrast (caesura) to the body of the poem.

I chose to backdrop each poem with a traditional Japanese watercolor or photograph.  Some in contrast, others not.

To the Haiku purist the following might not be proper in the strict sense.  Your latitude is appreciated.

Mortgage Haiku # 17

Can you Haiku? 

Why 17?  It is the total number of syllables in a Haiku, no other reason.
Why separate them?  Each one should be read and engaged individually. 

You can find my whole series here:  Mortgage Haiku

 Can you Haiku Too?

 


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3 commentsMike Mueller • March 27 2008 05:35PM

Zen and the Art of Mortgage Haiku (16 of 17)

This is the 16th of 17 entries I've written for the "Mortgage Creative Writing Challenge". 

The traditional Japanese Haiku format follows the syllable pattern of 5 - 7 - 5. 
The writer might bring in a word or concept (kiga) that evokes memories of a particular season. 
The last line is usually in sharp contrast (caesura) to the body of the poem.

I chose to backdrop each poem with a traditional Japanese watercolor or photograph.  Some in contrast, others not.

To the Haiku purist the following might not be proper in the strict sense.  Your latitude is appreciated.

Mortgage Haiku # 16

Can you Haiku? 

Why 17?  It is the total number of syllables in a Haiku, no other reason.
Why separate them?  Each one should be read and engaged individually. 

You can find my whole series here:  Mortgage Haiku

 Can you Haiku Too?

 


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2 commentsMike Mueller • March 27 2008 09:54AM

Zen and the Art of Mortgage Haiku (15 of 17)

This is the 15th of 17 entries I've written for the "Mortgage Creative Writing Challenge". 

The traditional Japanese Haiku format follows the syllable pattern of 5 - 7 - 5. 
The writer might bring in a word or concept (kiga) that evokes memories of a particular season. 
The last line is usually in sharp contrast (caesura) to the body of the poem.

I chose to backdrop each poem with a traditional Japanese watercolor or photograph.  Some in contrast, others not.

To the Haiku purist the following might not be proper in the strict sense.  Your latitude is appreciated.

Mortgage Haiku # 15

Can you Haiku? 

Why 17?  It is the total number of syllables in a Haiku, no other reason.
Why separate them?  Each one should be read and engaged individually. 

You can find my whole series here:  Mortgage Haiku

 Can you Haiku Too?

 


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4 commentsMike Mueller • March 26 2008 06:02PM

Zen and the Art of Mortgage Haiku (14 of 17)

This is the 14th of 17 entries I've written for the "Mortgage Creative Writing Challenge". 

The traditional Japanese Haiku format follows the syllable pattern of 5 - 7 - 5. 
The writer might bring in a word or concept (kiga) that evokes memories of a particular season. 
The last line is usually in sharp contrast (caesura) to the body of the poem.

I chose to backdrop each poem with a traditional Japanese watercolor or photograph.  Some in contrast, others not.

To the Haiku purist the following might not be proper in the strict sense.  Your latitude is appreciated.

Mortgage Haiku # 14

Can you Haiku? 

Why 17?  It is the total number of syllables in a Haiku, no other reason.
Why separate them?  Each one should be read and engaged individually. 

You can find my whole series here:  Mortgage Haiku

 Can you Haiku Too?

 


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5 commentsMike Mueller • March 26 2008 12:29PM

Zen and the Art of Mortgage Haiku (13 of 17)

This is the 13th of 17 entries I've written for the "Mortgage Creative Writing Challenge". 

The traditional Japanese Haiku format follows the syllable pattern of 5 - 7 - 5. 
The writer might bring in a word or concept (kiga) that evokes memories of a particular season. 
The last line is usually in sharp contrast (caesura) to the body of the poem.

I chose to backdrop each poem with a traditional Japanese watercolor or photograph.  Some in contrast, others not.

To the Haiku purist the following might not be proper in the strict sense.  Your latitude is appreciated.

Mortgage Haiku # 13

Can you Haiku? 

Why 17?  It is the total number of syllables in a Haiku, no other reason.
Why separate them?  Each one should be read and engaged individually. 

You can find my whole series here:  Mortgage Haiku

 

 


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2 commentsMike Mueller • March 25 2008 06:25PM

Operation Homewrecker

 

So it's a deal?Here's the good news.   The bad guys lost.

Here's the bad news.   Over one hundred homeowners also lost.  (they lost a lot more)

The Fed's have just busted a huge Foreclosure Rescue Scam, much of it operating in and around Sacramento, Tracy and Modesto.  They were preying on the homeowners who were in danger of losing their home to foreclosure.

It's called an Equity Scam.  It's nothing new.  Here's how it works...

You are in trouble.  You haven't paid your mortgage in over 3 months.  Your Lender files what is called a Notice of Default.  This is public record.  That means the bad guys now know about you.

There's a knock at the door.  It's a well dressed man.  He's even smiling.  He's obviously not a bill collector.  He says he knows about your problem.  He says can help. 

Better than helping, he has a proposition you can't refuse!

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • He's going to help keep you in your home.
  • He's going to help you rebuild your credit.
  • He's going to help you keep your equity.

This sounds like an Angel was sent from above.  How's he going to do all this you ask?

Sign Here... He's got people.    He might even refer to his people as "Angel Investors".

"We're going to add my investor to the property title.  She'll charge you a low monthly rent while you continue to live here and rebuild your credit.  Then, in a year or two, when you are ready, she'll sell the property back to you.  Sounds good?  OK, sign here."

The problem is that his Angel Investor doesn't pay your mortgage.  She never intended to.  In some cases she might not even know she owns the property.  She might have been duped the same as you.  They do however collect your rent.  They might even sell your property out from under you then next day.  You don't get to keep the house, you don't get to rebuild your credit, you don't get to keep your equity.  You don't pass go, and you don't collect two Hundred dollars.

If you fall for one of these schemes the next thing you'll hear might be

Honey, what's that For Sale sign doing in our front yard?

or

Honey, the Sheriff's here and he says he has to escort us off the property!

Two things to remember:

  1. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER sign over your Deed of Trust.
  2. If it sounds to good to be true...

So you already know that one - right?

And just because I would love to their Mother's to see what they've been so busy doing, here's the sweet 16 indictment roll call:

    • Charles Head, 33, of La Habra
    • Jeremy Michael Head, 30, of Huntington Beach
    • Elham Assadi, (aka Elham Assadi Jouzani, aka Ely Assadi), 30, of Irvine, California
    • Leonard Bernot, 51, of Laguna Hills, California
    • Akemi Bottari, 28, of Los Angeles
    • Joshua Coffman, 29, of North Hollywood
    • John Corcoran(aka Jack Corcoran), 52, of Anaheim
    • Sarah Mattson, 27, of Phoenix, Arizona
    • Domonic McCarns, 33, of Brea, California
    • Anh Nguyen, 36, of Los Angeles
    • Omar Sandoval, 32, of Rancho Cucamonga, California
    • Xochitl Sandoval, 29, of Rancho Cucamonga
    • Eduardo Vanegas, 28, of Phoenix
    • Andrew Vu, 39, of Santa Ana
    • Justin Wiley, 28, of Irvine
    • Kou Yang, 32, of Corona, California

 


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10 commentsMike Mueller • March 25 2008 11:24AM

Zen and the Art of Mortgage Haiku (12 of 17)

This is the 12th of 17 entries (and one of my favorites) I've written for the "Mortgage Creative Writing Challenge".

The traditional Japanese Haiku format follows the syllable pattern of 5 - 7 - 5.
The writer might bring in a word or concept (kiga) that evokes memories of a particular season.
The last line is usually in sharp contrast (caesura) to the body of the poem.

I chose to backdrop each poem with a traditional Japanese watercolor or photograph. Some in contrast, others not.

To the Haiku purist the following might not be proper in the strict sense. Your latitude is appreciated.

Mortgage Haiku # 12

Why 17? It is the total number of syllables in a Haiku, no other reason.
Why separate them? Each one should be read and engaged individually.

You can find my whole series here: Mortgage Haiku

haiku? You can?

 


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13 commentsMike Mueller • March 25 2008 07:41AM

Zen and the Art of Mortgage Haiku (11 of 17)

This is the 11th of 17 entries I've written for the "Mortgage Creative Writing Challenge". 

The traditional Japanese Haiku format follows the syllable pattern of 5 - 7 - 5. 
The writer might bring in a word or concept (kiga) that evokes memories of a particular season. 
The last line is usually in sharp contrast (caesura) to the body of the poem.

I chose to backdrop each poem with a traditional Japanese watercolor or photograph.  Some in contrast, others not.

To the Haiku purist the following might not be proper in the strict sense.  Your latitude is appreciated.

Mortgage Haiku # 11

 

Why 17?  It is the total number of syllables in a Haiku, no other reason.
Why separate them?  Each one should be read and engaged individually. 

You can find my whole series here:  Mortgage Haiku

 haiku? You can?

 


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3 commentsMike Mueller • March 24 2008 07:15PM

Support using LinkedIn

I've been on LinkedIn for a while but never really attempted to use it anywhere near it's full potential. I had a profile, and that was about it.

Todd Carpenter started me thinking the other day when he launched his Lenderama group in Linkedin. I joined right away (I think I was the third to join). Then I sat back and wondered "Now What?" Now that we have a group, what are we going to do with it.

The truth is, nobody really knows.

Todd will decide what he wants to do with his LinkedIn group as he sees fit.
I had an idea though. It stems from my other blog, The Foreclosure Report...

You see, when someone (typically a homeowner) has a question, problem or issue that deals with their fighting foreclosure, they call me or email me. My contact information is right at the top of every page. I might get 4 or 5 calls a day. They call because I make it easy to contact me.

Back to the Lenderama LinkedIn Group. Personally I know how I am going to use Todd's group. Can you see needing help with a mortgage situation and having 67+ other mortgage professionals just a simple click away? I can.

Need an important question answered? LinkedIn!

"Hey Robert Ashby, does the 10 year bond reflect mortgage rates?"
"Hey Diane Cipa, do I really need Title Insurance?"

With Linkedin, Robert and Diane are only a click away!
To join the Lenderama LinkedIn Borg all you have to do is click here: LINK

Obviously, it wouldn't be possible to have homeowners in trouble join LinkedIn just to get an answer but I have the next best idea. Why not use LinkedIn Groups to better connect with the Agents who are helping these people.

I created a LinkedIn group just for them: The Short Sale Support Group

No, really.
If you are an Agent working on a short sale and need help closing the deal (and I know there are plenty of you out there) you are no longer all alone!

Join our Support Group!
http://www.linkedin.com/e/gis/76810/725700607CB9

Anyone is welcome to join. Got Questions? Get Answers!

 


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5 commentsMike Mueller • March 24 2008 05:46PM